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Sarkozy: Yes, hello, Governor Palin. Yes hello, Mrs Governor?
Palin: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?
S: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
P: Oooooh, it’s so good, its so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
S: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
P: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you! And thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
S: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday (NOTE: Hallyday is a French singer and actor), you know?
P: Yes! Good.

S: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
P: Yes. Yeah. Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity
S: You know I see you as a president one day, you too.
P: (Giggle) Maybe in eight years! (Giggle)

S: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.
P: Oh, very good! We should go hunting together!
S: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoques, aussi. (We could kill all the baby seals).
P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together, as we’re getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.
S: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun!
Palin: (Giggle)
S: I’d really love to go, so long as we don’t bring Vice President Cheney.
P: Noooo, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.

S: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
P: Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

S: Some people said in the last days – and I thought that was mean – that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that’s completely false. That’s the thing I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada, Stef Carse (NOTE: Stef Carse is a Canadian singer).
P: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundints (NOTE: she calls pundits pundints) and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

S: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr Richard Z Sirois (NOTE: hes a Canadian comedian), have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
P: I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as Governor. We have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness! You’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that, ha, beautiful family of yours.
S: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.
P: (Giggle) Well, give her a big hug for me.
S: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former hot top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
P: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that!
S: Yes, in French it’s called Le Rouge A Levres Sur Un Cochon (NOTE: it means Lipstick on a Pig), or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber…it’s his life, Joe the Plumber.
P: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plough through that criticism.

S: I just want to be sure. I dont quite understand the phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That’s not your husband, right?
P: That’s not my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.
S: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.
P: Right, that’s what it’s all about, its the middle class and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.

S: I must say Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know, Hustler’s Nailin’ Palin?
P: Ohh, good, thank you! Yes.
S: That was really edgy.
P: (Giggle) Well, good.

Fifi the french lop eared rabbit is a great escape artist – so much so it’s worrying his owners. Can the animal experts from BBC show ‘Barking Mad’ help? Watch this free video to find out!

Castor hogging the water and Pollox trying to have a sip

For some reason, animals love playing in the bathroom. Cats like to lay down in sinks and puppies like to drink from the toilet. Bathrooms are like playgrounds for cute animals, so join us in an episode dedicated to cute pets having fun in the bathroom!

Thanks to all the cute puppies and funny cats featured in this episode: Salem, Winnie and Greyson, Gonzo, Jack, Daphne, Molson, Berkeley, Eddie and Emma, Max and Millie, Kittens, Bentley, Pixie-Bob, Hunter, Lex, Stinky, Duckie and Reagan, Zimba, Harvey Danger, Zora, Gracie, Tails.

In a new episode of Ultra Kawaii, check out some all new viewer snaps of their own cute pets, some videos of adorable kittens, and because you asked for it: more “Sporty Pets.” Enjoy!

Special thanks to all the cute puppies, funny cats, and cuddly rabbits featured in this video! Thanks to Emily, Marissa, Mariana, Mike & Kendra, akkateerel, Avery, Jessica, Jenna, astaraseas, Amanda, Arlette, Caprica, Senor Kingsley, Hugh, Stephanie Lynn, samwould, Robyn, Chickadeedeedee, Palilia, @Tak, Steffoush, Sage, Lea, JostPhotos, GetMuggyWithIt, ErinLovesJohn, Egazelle, DogTown LLC, bounder, antiamy, and the cute videos of GOMA, TURKEY, and SLEEPY.

Babies crawl around in their cute little diapers, but who says babies get all the fun. Today we take an idea from one of our viewers and present to you all the cutest pets wearing cute diapers on their bottoms!

Thanks to all the cute puppies and funny cats in today’s episode: JJ, Mazzie, Lily, Gizmo, Lola, Mia, Doggy, Fig, Bibi, Katie, Maggie, Kensington, Casper, Britain, Peach, Lola, Pug, Bug, Goji, Zoe, Nicolaus, Kishimoto, Punkin, Piglet, Hans, Chihuahuas, Bailey, Miss Mowgli, Alera, Glastonbury.

This is for anyone who has ever lost a pet or is loosing a pet. The rainbow bridge is a heaven for animals and where they wait for the day that they
can be reunited with you.

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together….

Author unknown…

The song is called: May it Be- by Enya
The poem is called “The Rainbow Bridge”

Oliver the cat is one of the most bad tempered persians in the world, biting his owner and refusing to be groomed or held. Can cat pyschology help? Meet the vets and animal lovers who are full of tips and tools to help tame your pets! Great video from BBC pet show ‘Barking Mad’.

We get a lot of cute pictures and videos from the viewers of this webshow. As we round towards the end of the year, it’s time to highlight 67 more viewer submissions. From kittens to puppies, to lizards and hamsters, this batch is sure to warm your heart and make you smile. Thanks to all our subscribers and fans. We couldn’t do this show without your feedback and submissions!

Extra special thanks to the cute puppies, funny cats, and more that have been sent our way and are featured in this episode: Zoe, Chewie, Spike, Spark, Chloe, Hemmo, Prince Ruckus, Ham Ham, Jade, Pluto, Jax, Princess Peach, Rocky, Rocky, Rock, Edgard, Jack, Bailey, Jasper, Juno, Charlie, Toby, Mustang, Evanor, Misty, Lucas, Daisy, Cookie, Duke, Newton, Lu, Pitchi, Maria, Tara, Tigerlilly, Charlie, Mochi, Mysto, Lily, Nana, Bugsy, Milo, Fefe, Pyrrie, Sparky, Frankie, Slinky, Leo, Maui, Fog, Sweetie, Pugsley, Cleo, Evie, Jude, Ellie, Brownie, Lacy, PeppyGingy9’s Cat, Smudge, Lazlo, Maximillion, Cinnamon, Akira & Bobbis, Didi, and Donna.