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YES, she believed she was actually speaking to Sarkozy!
MONTREAL — A Quebec comedy duo notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state has reached Sarah Palin, convincing the Republican vice-presidential nominee she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy.
In the interview, which lasts about six minutes, Palin and the pranksters discuss politics, pundits, and the dangers of hunting with current vice-president Dick Cheney.
The Masked Avengers, who have a regular show on Montreal radio station CKOI, intend to air the full interview on the eve of the U.S. elections.
A: You know I see you as a president one day, too.
P: Maybe in eight years.
A: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.
P: Oh, very good. We should go hunting together.
A: Exactly, we could try go hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoque s, aussi.
P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we’re getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.
A: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun. I’d really love to go, so long as we don’t bring along Vice-President Cheney.
P: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.
A: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
P: Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.
A: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler’s Nailin’ Paylin?
P: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.
A: That was really edgy.
P: Well, good.
Transcript of prank call between Palin and Masked Avengers:
This right wing witch is so unqualified
I feel like reason has just up and died
Howd he pick her as his running mate
How can this moron be a candidate
It starts in her toes, and goes up to her nose
Her stupidity flows, yes it really shows
How could no one have stopped her, she shoots wolves from a copter
How does she fit a gun into those panty hose
Even if youre OK with McCain
You have to see this womans got no brain
She made the victims buy their own rape kits
Dan Quaile would crush her in a game of wits
It starts in her toes, and goes up to her nose
Her stupidity flows, yes it really shows
Joed have to finish that six pack to make sense of this she-quack
Hasnt taken her long to be completely exposed
What is there left to say,
Its an all you can eat dumb buffet
I just, hmmm
It starts in her toes, then she crinkles her nose
Her stupidity flows, yes it really shows
With that wink and that smile, oh, she is so vile now
Cant name one case other than Wade v. Roe
Its great that shes learned to say maverick, but
Shes more like Viper from that Top Gun flick
Shes Bush and Cheney in a drag disguise, an
Axis of evil runs between her thighs
It starts in her toes, and goes up to her nose
Her stupidity flows, yes it really shows
With that wink and that smile, oh, she is so vile now
What would she do, well, God only knows
Whatever, well never, well never bestow
The title of V.P. on this arctic shmo
ABC News’ Brian Ross’ report on how John McCain’s VP candidate Sarah Palin bullied and fired the town librarian in Wasilla, Alaska after she refused to ban three books. This is pretty damning stuff. Do you want this vengeful and censorious woman a heartbeat away from the presidency?
This is the “newspaper gaffe” from Tuesday September 30th, 2008. Katie Couric interviewing Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin on her campaign tour. Katie Couric asks Sarah Palin what newspapers or magazines did she read before being tapped for vice presidency. In her latest gaffe Sarah Palin responds by saying she’s read most of them.
Sarkozy: Yes, hello, Governor Palin. Yes hello, Mrs Governor?
Palin: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?
S: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
P: Oooooh, it’s so good, its so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
S: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
P: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you! And thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
S: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday (NOTE: Hallyday is a French singer and actor), you know?
P: Yes! Good.
S: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
P: Yes. Yeah. Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity
S: You know I see you as a president one day, you too.
P: (Giggle) Maybe in eight years! (Giggle)
S: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.
P: Oh, very good! We should go hunting together!
S: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoques, aussi. (We could kill all the baby seals).
P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together, as we’re getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.
S: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun!
Palin: (Giggle)
S: I’d really love to go, so long as we don’t bring Vice President Cheney.
P: Noooo, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.
S: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
P: Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.
S: Some people said in the last days – and I thought that was mean – that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that’s completely false. That’s the thing I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada, Stef Carse (NOTE: Stef Carse is a Canadian singer).
P: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundints (NOTE: she calls pundits pundints) and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.
S: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr Richard Z Sirois (NOTE: hes a Canadian comedian), have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
P: I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as Governor. We have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness! You’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that, ha, beautiful family of yours.
S: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.
P: (Giggle) Well, give her a big hug for me.
S: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former hot top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
P: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that!
S: Yes, in French it’s called Le Rouge A Levres Sur Un Cochon (NOTE: it means Lipstick on a Pig), or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber…it’s his life, Joe the Plumber.
P: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plough through that criticism.
S: I just want to be sure. I dont quite understand the phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That’s not your husband, right?
P: That’s not my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.
S: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.
P: Right, that’s what it’s all about, its the middle class and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.
S: I must say Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know, Hustler’s Nailin’ Palin?
P: Ohh, good, thank you! Yes.
S: That was really edgy.
P: (Giggle) Well, good.
This is so good!! Two notorious Quebec comedians have pranked Sarah Palin, tricking the Republican vice-presidential nominee into thinking she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy during a Saturday afternoon phone call.
Two notorious Quebec comedians have pranked Sarah Palin, tricking the Republican vice-presidential nominee into thinking she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy during a Saturday afternoon phone call.
“Oh my God, seriously, it’s probably the biggest we’ve ever done,” Marc-Antoine Audette, a member of comedy duo The Masked Avengers, told CTV.ca Saturday afternoon.
During the nearly seven-minute chat, the conversation ranges from politics to hunting with vice-president Dick Cheney.
The topics also touch on Palin’s political future — a sensitive topic for some of John McCain’s campaign staffers, who have suggested Palin is already looking at a presidential run in the next four years.
“I see you as a president one day, too,” says one of the pranksters to Palin.
“Maybe in eight years,” she responds.
The duo, who have a regular show on Montreal radio station CKOI, have also made prank calls over their 10-year history to celebrities like Bill Gates, Tiger Woods, Britney Spears and Sarkozy himself.
“We have such great respect for you,” Palin tells the Sarkozy impersonator during the conversation. “John McCain and I, we love you and thank you …”
The impersonator also says he has been closely following the U.S. election through his special advisor “Johnny Hallyday,” the French pop icon. He also refers to “Canadian Prime Minister Stef Carse.”
Speaking to CTV.ca, Audette later claimed that Palin “didn’t know who the prime minister of Canada was.” But the prankster spoke quickly during the conversation with Palin, and it’s unclear whether she heard the fake name clearly. As governor of Alaska, Palin has worked closely with Canadian officials.
At another point in the chat, the impersonator says in a fake Parisian accent that the pair might use a helicopter to go hunting.
“We should go hunting together,” replies Palin. “We can have a lot of fun together while we’re getting work done. We could kill two birds with one stone.”
But when the fake Sarkozy makes a joke that they shouldn’t extend the invitation to vice-president Dick Cheney, Palin says, “I’ll be a careful shot.”
In 2006, Cheney accidentally shot and injured a friend during a bird hunting trip.
The conversation also touches upon Sarkozy’s model-singer wife Carla Bruni.
“You’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours,” says Palin.
“Give her a big hug for me.”
Nearing the end of the conversation, the impersonator tells Palin she’s been “pranked,” and an aide quickly cuts off the conversation.
Later in the day, a spokeswoman for Palin emailed politico.com, a blog dedicated to U.S. politics, and confirmed that the chat had taken place.
“Gov. Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy, and other celebrities in being targeted by these pranksters. C’est la vie,” Tracey Schmitt in the email.
Starting with persistent phone calls to Alaska, Audette said it took the duo — which also includes Sebastien Trudel — about four days of phone calls to Palin’s handlers to finally get in touch with her.
