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Easy Nerf Gun Hack

Posted by meme video guy On January - 10 - 2009

Want more firepower for your Nerf guns? Here’s a simple mod to make your foam darts fly! Increase their range by 25%. Please use caution!

Be sure to watch for the secret code…

Sarah Palin Prank Call with ‘Nicolas Sarkozy’ – Hilarious!

Posted by meme video guy On January - 3 - 2009

Transcript Extracts:

Sarkozy: Yes, hello, Governor Palin. Yes hello, Mrs Governor?
Palin: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?
S: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
P: Oooooh, it’s so good, its so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
S: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
P: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you! And thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
S: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday (NOTE: Hallyday is a French singer and actor), you know?
P: Yes! Good.

S: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
P: Yes. Yeah. Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity
S: You know I see you as a president one day, you too.
P: (Giggle) Maybe in eight years! (Giggle)

S: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.
P: Oh, very good! We should go hunting together!
S: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoques, aussi. (We could kill all the baby seals).
P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together, as we’re getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.
S: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun!
Palin: (Giggle)
S: I’d really love to go, so long as we don’t bring Vice President Cheney.
P: Noooo, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.

S: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
P: Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

S: Some people said in the last days – and I thought that was mean – that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that’s completely false. That’s the thing I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada, Stef Carse (NOTE: Stef Carse is a Canadian singer).
P: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundints (NOTE: she calls pundits pundints) and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

S: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr Richard Z Sirois (NOTE: hes a Canadian comedian), have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
P: I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as Governor. We have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness! You’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that, ha, beautiful family of yours.
S: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.
P: (Giggle) Well, give her a big hug for me.
S: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former hot top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
P: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that!
S: Yes, in French it’s called Le Rouge A Levres Sur Un Cochon (NOTE: it means Lipstick on a Pig), or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber…it’s his life, Joe the Plumber.
P: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plough through that criticism.

S: I just want to be sure. I dont quite understand the phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That’s not your husband, right?
P: That’s not my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.
S: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.
P: Right, that’s what it’s all about, its the middle class and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.

S: I must say Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know, Hustler’s Nailin’ Palin?
P: Ohh, good, thank you! Yes.
S: That was really edgy.
P: (Giggle) Well, good.

The Great Rabbit Escape – Barking Mad – BBC pets

Posted by meme video guy On December - 30 - 2008

Fifi the french lop eared rabbit is a great escape artist – so much so it’s worrying his owners. Can the animal experts from BBC show ‘Barking Mad’ help? Watch this free video to find out!

Photoshop Pro’s Animals pets funny

Posted by meme video guy On December - 30 - 2008

Photoshop Pro’s Animals pets funny
very cool designing photoshopping

How to Care for Pet Rats : How Do Pet Rats Act with Other Pets?

Posted by meme video guy On December - 30 - 2008

Learn how your other pets will interact with pet rats with expert pet care tips on fancy rats in this free video clip.

Skunk (Peaches) in Skunks make EXCELLENT pets !!!

Posted by meme video guy On December - 30 - 2008

This is my pet Skunk Peaches. She is an excellent pet. She is very affectionate and loveable and loves to be held or petted. She also likes to sleep in our bed under the covers on cold nights. She is very nice and very quite, in fact, skunks make virtually no noise – they can if they want, if they are hurt, mad or very excited, but seldom do. They are very neat and clean and easily litter box trained. She eats mostly veggies and a small amount of low cal dried dog food. She is much like a cat, when she is not eating, or being petted, she is sleeping. She was purchased from a licensed breeder, so she doesn’t have rabies, and can’t get rabies unless she is bitten by another animal that has rabies… like a rabid bat, or coyote and since she never leaves my house unattended that is not likely to happen. Although she is very shy and will hide when she hears or sees a stranger, she never bites in anger and gets along very well with my 2 cats and my dog. She is the best pet I have ever had.

Missing Pets Get Amber Alerts, Too

Posted by meme video guy On December - 30 - 2008

A new service that uses technology to track down lost pets is able to issue the animal equivalent of an Amber Alert.

Ultra Kawaii – Bathroom Pets!

Posted by meme video guy On December - 30 - 2008

For some reason, animals love playing in the bathroom. Cats like to lay down in sinks and puppies like to drink from the toilet. Bathrooms are like playgrounds for cute animals, so join us in an episode dedicated to cute pets having fun in the bathroom!

Thanks to all the cute puppies and funny cats featured in this episode: Salem, Winnie and Greyson, Gonzo, Jack, Daphne, Molson, Berkeley, Eddie and Emma, Max and Millie, Kittens, Bentley, Pixie-Bob, Hunter, Lex, Stinky, Duckie and Reagan, Zimba, Harvey Danger, Zora, Gracie, Tails.

Stuffing Dead Pets

Posted by meme video guy On December - 30 - 2008

A taxidermist tries to recreate the spirit and expression of dead pets.

Taboo: Pets :
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Crazy biting cat – how to tame your pet – Barking Mad – BBC pets

Posted by meme video guy On December - 30 - 2008

Oliver the cat is one of the most bad tempered persians in the world, biting his owner and refusing to be groomed or held. Can cat pyschology help? Meet the vets and animal lovers who are full of tips and tools to help tame your pets! Great video from BBC pet show ‘Barking Mad’.

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